Author Topic: Jed sells out! (Read 55471 times)

EarlKann · « **on:** April 28, 2006, 12:28:50 AM »

Oh yes he did!

Discuss

http://offroadexchange.com/modforums/index.php?topic=229.0

Sorry about the quality. All I had was my camera phone at dusk but I needed the picture evidence!

Bill Cooke · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2006, 11:22:11 AM »

So much for "Mopar Forever!" for him, huh? More like "Mopar until I find a POS Toyota and sell out like a punk ass bitch!"

Now we know what the "rattle" in Jedrattle is for. Something loose between the ears!

Is it wrong that I'm jealous more than just a little?

BC

Bill Cooke · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2006, 11:27:21 AM »

BTW, there is a Honda Accord for sale around the corner if you want to sell the Dart and make the PAB transition complete. Then you can trade the Cummins for a Titan and we'll all take turns beating the crap out of you. I'll take the 9:00 am to noon shift!

BC

Moparcop · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2006, 01:47:17 PM »

I tell you what. Ive owned ferds before but I never once thought of jap crap!
Pearl Harbor..........all there is to it

Bill Cooke · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2006, 04:19:50 PM »

After 9/11 I swore I'd never drive a camel!

That was wrong? Sorry to all the good Arabs out there, both of you.

Sorry, and I mean it this time. No more wise cracks about arabs. PAB's that sell their Dodges to buy Toyotas? There will be no end to the jokes for those PAB's!

BC

EarlKann · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2006, 05:50:44 PM »

LOL Update: In true Jed form he has had the thing less than 48-hours and he is already thinking that he wants to get rid of it and get a better one! To small, smog stuff sucks on the carb models (this is true!) so now looking for an 85-89 model EFI extra cab.

Maybe there is still time to try to talk him into keeping the Dodge. Myself, I prefer the Toyota. I guess I am a PAB also!

Love the accord idea. Post pics! Jed won’t like it unless the paint is faded and the interior is trashed. Blingin rims would be a plus also.

Hahaha…. Just pulling your chain budd!

handy_andy_cv64 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2006, 06:34:04 PM »

Now I know what y'all're talkin' 'bout! Say, you think he might make himself a rock-climber by seriously shortening the Toy's frame and mounting the Honda's body on it?

Bill Cooke · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2006, 06:36:55 PM »

>Love the accord idea. Post pics! Jed won’t like it unless the paint is faded and the interior is trashed. Blingin rims would be a plus also.

Heck this thing has red white and green dingle balls and a bull on the door. The rims are neon pink though, spray paint too

Should be perfect for him.

So, what did he find this amazing score for? Just curious what the price of a man's soul is these days.

Earl, you can't be a PAB, Cummin crewcab...... nuf said. The Sami doesn't help though

BC

Moparcop · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2006, 06:39:15 PM »

How about this. If a honda is going to take the place of a Dart, Just do some thing that would make more sense.....Like give it to some one that would kill to have a A-body Mopar......ME!

Screw import toys, Mopar muscle.

Only 22 and I got my head in the right spot

Jedrattle · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2006, 08:59:33 PM »

Ouch!! That hurt!!!

EarlKann · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2006, 10:02:02 PM »

Quote from: Bill Cooke on April 28, 2006, 06:36:55 PM

>Love the accord idea. Post pics! Jed won’t like it unless the paint is faded and the interior is trashed. Blingin rims would be a plus also.

Heck this thing has red white and green dingle balls and a bull on the door. The rims are neon pink though, spray paint too Should be perfect for him.

So, what did he find this amazing score for? Just curious what the price of a man's soul is these days.

Earl, you can't be a PAB, Cummin crewcab...... nuf said. The Sami doesn't help though

BC

Bull on the door! SOLD Send me the info!

FYI: I sold the Cummins Crew

and the Sami. Now I have two 86 4Runners. :runs and hides behind Jed:

I do still have a Dodge for a daily driver, 00 Dakota. But this thread is about Jed, not me.

hilton8r · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2006, 12:05:24 AM »

I sure missed alot in the last day...

Earl,

At least your Toyota's are 'pop top'... And I can't knock you for selling the R/C because then I wouldn't have a bitchen Mopar rig... I used to have a Sami too, so I would be knocking myself if I knocked you for that, but I didn't know though... I'm surprised you let the Cummins Crew Cab go though... On a sidenote... I have the driver side and passenger side glass and the driver side pop-out glass from a '97 Dakota Sport extended cab. Will they fit your truck?

But Jed,

Holy shit... What did that sticker on the back window of your Dodge say... 'Tampons are like Toyota's, every p*ssy needs one'... Something along those lines...

I just can't picture you towing your Honda Accord behind your Toyota... And we could have told you it was too small etc... I could almost see an '86 EFI extended cab, actually no I can't...

The good news is that Jed can pull that Toyota out with his Honda XR when he gets stuck. Hell, he could probably tow the Toy home with his XR if he breaks it on a rock.

Well at least it's white like a tampon. I really dig those decals and gold rims... I think Richard Simmons has that same year/model.

I would not have believed this if I had not seen the pics with my own eyes...

Bill Cooke · « **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2006, 10:23:50 AM »

Earl, I think this just became about you too. Now I know who's been whispering in his ear about this stuff (there isn't a brokeback kind of thing going on now is there?). Jed isn't dumb enough (or at least I thought) to think of this on his own. Apparently he isn't smart enough to see how wrong it was either. That's why it's important to only feed him "Good" ideas when you two are spooning late at night. Even Dana never got him to do something THIS stupid! She uses her powers tfor good, like buying the Cummins. I didn't hear her saying, "nah, better buy a Totoyta instead".

Friends don't let friends buy Toyotas, unless they are more than just friends.

Damn, that's funny! ROTFLMFAO

In the spirit of full disclosure Yes, I own a Jeep BUT it's getting a Dodge 360/727/231D swap soon. Mopar Forever!

BC

Jedrattle · « **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2006, 06:09:15 PM »

Quote from: Bill Cooke on April 29, 2006, 10:23:50 AM

there isn't a brokeback kind of thing going on now is there?

BC

I know 2 guys who own jeeps...........kinda brokebackish if you ask me!!!

Moparcop · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2006, 06:23:00 PM »

Brokeback toyo!

Bill Cooke · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2006, 07:09:00 PM »

Quote from: Jedrattle on April 29, 2006, 06:09:15 PM

I know 2 guys who own jeeps...........kinda brokebackish if you ask me!!!

But at least they are still Mopars not rice-a-roni! Unless maybe you are planning on putting one of those 5.9L Magnums in that thing. Then we'd be able to look the other way on it's origin.

BC

EarlKann · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2006, 07:17:43 PM »

I think its a good thing this isn't Pirate. If it were we would have a full scale Brokeback Mtn. movie poster photochop contest on our hands by now! LOL

handy_andy_cv64 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2006, 01:35:46 AM »

OH, PUHLEEZE knock it off with the "brokeback" jokes! Try thinking about John Candy and Steve Martin talking about the Bears AFTER they found out "Those aren't two pillows!" Seriously, though, if Jed wishes to spend his hard-earned cash on cars and trucks we
don't agree with, that's his call. As my Dad said once, "I don't understand what you're saying, kid, but by God, I'll defend your right to say it!" In Jed's case, we don't understand why he
bought them, but by God, we'll defend his right to do something this stupid.

hilton8r · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2006, 02:10:59 AM »

Quote from: Jedrattle on April 29, 2006, 06:09:15 PM

I know 2 guys who own jeeps...........kinda brokebackish if you ask me!!!

I own a jeep and Jed knows me... Hey, I resemble that comment...

Kevin · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2006, 02:17:07 AM »

Bad choice buying a toyota, especially older ones, they have wayyyy too much smog junk on them especially the v6 models. Should have got a nissan

haha

never sold the dodge, just used a nissan for better gas

especially with my lead foot cant afford the gas nowadays, 3.09 a gallon crazy stuff. (86 1/2 nissan hardbody pickup with 390k miles on a z24 engine) that son of a **** lasted me forever

What was the reason for selling your dodge jed? if you dont mind me asking curiosity

Kevin